Isn’t the whole point of the web to allow me to stay in bed yet not miss a single gory sparkly detail every last tiara? Uh, yes it is.
Just like the awards shows: snuggle into bed and in the morning I only lose one full minute of my life looking at the dresses. Um, ok, so maybe it’s more than one. Like a lot more and there are repeat visits.
So I will get my sleep and only lose a few minutes of my life keystroking through photos of the dress, the tiara and anyone else’s dress and tiara. I can only hope that Elton John comes in a dress and tiara.